A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch! 0-1
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers! 00
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel! +20
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ! +4-1
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy! +1-1
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections! +1-1
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn! 00...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters? 00