headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts! +2-3
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new! +30
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom! +20
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright! +3-4
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me! +3-2
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz! +20...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola! 00
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy! +2-5...