mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz! 00...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola! 00
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy! 00...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles! 00
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders! 00
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth! 00
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations! 00
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad! 00