He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet! 00
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude! 00
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts! 00
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new! 00
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom! 00
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright! 00