About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day! +2-2
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose! 00
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus! 0-2
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops! +2-6
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem! 00
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam! +1-4
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!...