Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light! 00...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys! 00
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal! +3-2
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code! +20
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et! 00
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time! +2-1