Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...