moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir! 00
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup! 00...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly! 00
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework! 00
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...