A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster! 00
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick! 00
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs! 00
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...