A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’! 00...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights! 00
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog! 00
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily! 00
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish! 00
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning! 00
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’! 00