Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak! 00
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop! 00
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall! 00...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs! 00
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese! 00...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake! 00
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog! 00...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops! 00
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...