Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Category Archives: Police Jokes
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...