Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Category Archives: Police Jokes
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...