beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Category Archives: Bar Jokes
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
Please try the following: 00
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...