Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Category Archives: Bar Jokes
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...