The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Category Archives: Bar Jokes
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....