The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Category Archives: Bar Jokes
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Reasons to allow drinking at work
|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work....
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...