Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Category Archives: Bar Jokes
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...