I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Category Archives: Bar Jokes
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....