He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Category Archives: Bar Jokes
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...