I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Category Archives: Ouch
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.” 00
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook! 00...