A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
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What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook! 00...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch. 00