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What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…

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Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea

Why are politicians like diapers?

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Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?

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Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!

What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?

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What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX

Our next targets

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Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:——————Sooflay …………………..the restauranteurGuday……………………. the half-Australian brotherHuray……………………. the sports fanaticBejay……………………..the gay brotherKuntay & Kintay…………….the twins from the African motherSayhay…………………….the baseball playerOjay………………………the stalker / murdererGulay……………………..the singer / entertainerEbay………………………the internet czarBiliray……………………the country music starEcksray……………………the radiologistPuray……………………..the blender factory ownerTupay……………………..the one with bad hairAmong the sisters:—————–Pusay……………………..the ‘loose’ 22 yr oldLattay…………………….the coffee shop ownerBufay……………………..the 300 pound sisterDushay…………………….the clean sisterPhayray……………………the zoo worker in the gorilla houseSapheway…………………..the grocery store owner:Ollay……………………..the half-mexican sisterGudlay…………………….the prostituteMore will, no doubt, be discovered…including A.A. Sidday, Oz weekend TV Host.

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…

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A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicianshe buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question theman. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the policeofficer. “Were they all dead?” The farmer answered, “Some said they weren’t, but youknow how politicians lie.”

Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…

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Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle.

Three Republicans walk into a bar…

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Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans say, “That’s OK…We don’t serve you either.

What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?

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What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.