Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
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Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood....
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...