Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
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My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for....
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...