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Category Archives: Medicine
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood....
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion. 0-1...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...