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THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…

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THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED.THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES.THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE LIKED. THE SECOND GUY SAID I AM GOING TO SPREAD MY BOYFRIENDS ASHESIN THE SEA BECAUSE IT’S WHAT HE LIKED.THE THIRD GUY SAID I’M GOING TO PUT MY BOYFRIENDS ASHES IN A BOWL OF CHILI SO HE CAN RIP THROUGH MY ASS ONE LAST TIME!!Sent by ANTHONY

What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?

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What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff

What is the first symptom of AIDS?

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What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

Two fags were walking down the street and…

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Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and said, “See that stud there, Bruce?” “Sure.” “Well, let me tell you, he’s a tremendous fuck!” “No shit?” Bruce asked. “Well, hardly any.”

A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…

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A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisperto each other and run in front of the choking lady. Onestrips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in frontof his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other’s ass.Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged foodfrom her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the twohomosexuals return to their food.One turns to the other and says,”Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!”

How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?

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How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?

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What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating.

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…

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A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.”Would you like it sliced, sir?” the shopkeeper asked politely.”What do you think I am?” replied the fag, “…a money box!”

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?

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What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment? Potpourri

What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?

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Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent by Lara