Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Category Archives: Animal Jokes
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...