There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Category Archives: Animal Jokes
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...