Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Category Archives: Animal Jokes
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”. 00
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...