A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Category Archives: Animal Jokes
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...