A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Category Archives: Animal Jokes
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...