You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Category Archives: Animal Jokes
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...