Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Category Archives: Animal Jokes
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...