http://profileswag.com/funnyjokes Just another WordPress site Sat, 02 Nov 2013 05:04:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.7.41 http://profileswag.com/funnyjokes/?p=3440 http://profileswag.com/funnyjokes/?p=3440#comments Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:24:18 +0000 http://profileswag.com/funnyjokes/?p=3440 Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

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