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Why is pubic hair curly?

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:24:14 +0000

Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

Social Security Sex

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:24:14 +0000

Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”

Why is sex like money in the bank?

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:24:14 +0000

Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette

Elderly romance

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:24:14 +0000

There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll have sex with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I’ll have sex with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars, I’ll take you to my room, light a few candles and give you a romantic evening of passion you’ll never forget.”The woman considers it a moment and then, after fishing through her purse, produces a twenty dollar bill. The man says, “So, you want the romantic night in my room, eh?” The woman replies, “No, I want four times in the rocker.”

There was a young girl called Anna…

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There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she grabbed his big cock,And he now has a whole different manner!Sent by Louise

A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:24:14 +0000

A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it on every conceivable occasion.”

What is the Australian for foreplay?

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:24:14 +0000

What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

Definition of bad lover

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Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:24:14 +0000

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!