Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence! 00
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat! 00
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.” 00...