A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!! 00...