No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone! 00