Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...