Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery. 00
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...