A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.” 00
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants! 00
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on....
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...