Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. 00
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.” 00
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works! 00
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off. 00
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...