Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off. 00
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday 00
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef. 00
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...