How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 00
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it? 00
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. 00