Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!...
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Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough! 00