A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...