The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...