Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey! 00
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...