Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
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An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...