A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
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Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings. 00...
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Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...