Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard. +2-4
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear. +1-5
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception. +2-4
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine. +2-4
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck. +1-2...