Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
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If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings. +2-2...
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Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 0-1
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty....