Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
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Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees....
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....