Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...