Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...