Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...